Stop the Injustice

Before I step foot in 2014, I would like to make a movement to remedy several social injustices.
1. A call for bashfulness in 2014.

The was the least offensive
photo I was willing to post

I would like for Miley Cyrus to take a step back and fully grasp the repercussions of her "Free the Nipple" campaign. If we free the nip, we will eventually have to free everything, and quite frankly I am not down with freeing everything. I am 99.2% positive that most of America would agree with me, your junk needs to stay covered. It is a massive injustice for me to have to view  semi-nude selfies on my Facebook and Instagram feeds without any warning.

Prime Example of 'Modest is Hottest'
Fashion

Side-boob is not an accessory and neither are your pelvic musles. I am assuming these photos are meant for me to lustfully swoon, but in reality I am vomiting in my mouth and then swallowing.  I do not find it attractive to see pants pulled so low that I can almost see the downstairs region.  If you are a previous or current offender of this status update, please note you are not a Calvin Klein underwear model. David Beckham is not your doppelganger.
2. Give justice to water drinkers in 2014.

In the course of a dinner I
got up to fill my tiny cup 7 times. 

I first noticed this injustice when I was 10 at a local Italian eatery. I quickly learned to ask for a 'big girl cup' when ordering water. In an era of a clean living lifestyle, why am I penalized for drinking water? Water drinkers are just as thirsty as non-water drinkers. If we are making movements to quit smoking, eat clean, and live a healthy life-style, then we shouldn't be penalized for drinking water. I want a stinking normal sized glass when I order my water darn-it!
3. Stop the Internet hate.
I'll admit I am a tad bit snarky at times. I often want to post snide comments on people's over-the-top obnoxious status updates or pictures of their semi-nude selfies, but I refrain because I know at the end of the day the people on the other side of those annoying status updates are humans with feelings too. While 99% of the time they are unconsciously seeking my approval via Social Media likes, I can't hate on them, we all need a little love every now and then. Sure the Sound of Music Live might not have been the best quality, but that doesn't mean we have to hate on sweet Carrie. She was, after all, our American Idol, and millions men and women across America welcome her soulful football jingle every Sunday night.
4. By 2014 no should still mean NO!
For 19th time, I am not interested in selling Rodan + Fields. I don't care if those brilliant Proactiv derms invented a new skin care line and I have the chance to build a brand from the ground up. I'm not interested in changing skin or lives! While this might not be a global injustice, I don't want to feel guilty for not helping you make more money by becoming a Rodan + Fields rep. I'll be honest Proactiv didn't even work for me. And I fully believe that the bad skin was photo-shopped onto celebrities faces.